Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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