How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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