i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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