I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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