yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Terrible idea I love it
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
