It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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