Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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