Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
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