i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My breasts were aching with rage.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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