I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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