boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Just high enough for therapy.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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