And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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