You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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