talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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