Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Randomize
