She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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