Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I pour the whiskey from now on
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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