I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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