Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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