none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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