I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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