How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Randomize
