"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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