There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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