That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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