the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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