You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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