john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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