More tranny stories later!
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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