Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i would punch a child for taco bell
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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