There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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