In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Randomize
