The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
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