is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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