I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
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