so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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