HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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