I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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