Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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