I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
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