Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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