i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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