I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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