Duck Duck Cougar?
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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