if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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