Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
No subtext here. People are naked.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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