I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
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