dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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