she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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