you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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