ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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