she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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